1. Dr. MareHeartpaw: so let me get this straight. A mad mare is hunting you down...to turn you into a mare?
Heartpaw: *stares blankly*
Twi: I'll get the bleach.
Heartpaw: *uses bleach*
Twi: you good?
Heartpaw: yeah. But why you? You just barely look like a girl.
Twi: errrr I don't know.
Heartpaw: so how do you avoid this mare? Can't you just disguise yourself?
Twi: She's a unicorn she'll see whatever disguise I wear.
Heartpaw: so what can we do to help twi?
Twi: look best we can do is keep our guard. Can you tell everyone else for me?
Heartpaw: ok twi.
Twi: good. See ya heartpaw.
Twi: *picks up phone* hello?
Ash: Hey twi I heard the story. And I think I have an idea to keep you safe tonight.
Twi: well I'm about ready to go to sleep so what's the plan?
Ash: we could get in if you happen to be attacked?
Twi: ok I'll turn to monitor on.
Ash: k twi I have mine on too. Night.
Twi: night ash. *hangs up* *goes to bed*
(Right before the sun rose)
???: hehehehehehehe I got
How to summon a wild Moonbutt 1011. Get a rubber ducky
2. Paint it blue
3. Squeak it (when it's dry)
4. Do it at night
5. Do it when the moon is full
6. Drag him down to earth
7. Huggle him to death
8. Huggle his rump (Because why not?)
9. Say "I love you" to him (If your :iconartisticashgamer
10. Sleep in his arms and cuddle him tight
For :icongamingbrony88: and :iconartisticashgamer:
2. From a mare with love5 days after it happened Twi's girlfriend starts to get worried
Jessica: come on Twi I know this has been strange for being a girl for 5 days, but you need to get used to it for a month.
Twi: Am I doing any good?
Jessica: well you've actually been doing very good. Oh and now that I think about it you need a new mane style.
Twi: that's something I've been thinking too. So what should it be?
Jessica: well it's your mane
Twi: well I would really like...a pony tail
Twi: NO PUN INTENDED
Jessica: oh. Well you would look even more cute that way.
Twi: really ^\\\\^
Jessica: yeah let's try it.
Ele: Twily what happened to you? Did she get you?
Twi: what is it?
Ele: your cute as a colt. But you also make a cute mare.
Twi: yeah ele do you think this will put a strain on us?
Ele: no not really. Your note did say that you'll be back to normal in a month right?
Twi: How do you know that?